I haven't done one of these for ages because they are out of fashion at the moment - only they forgot to tell Meghan Traynor, who goes up a pointless semi-tone 2 mins 00 seconds into "Dear Future Husband".
Not even clear whether the song is supposed to be taken at face value or is a send up.
"I'll be sleeping on the left side of the bed,
Open doors for my and you might get some… kisses"