Friday Fun: Fey

“Now every girl is expected to have 

Caucasian blue eyes, 

full Spanish lips, 

a classic button nose, 

hairless Asian skin with a California tan, 

a Jamaican dance hall ass, 

long Swedish legs, 

small Japanese feet, 

the abs of a lesbian gym owner, 

the hips of a nine-year-old boy, 

the arms of Michelle Obama, 

and doll tits. 

The person closest to actually achieving this look 

is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by 

Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

-  Tina Fey, Bossypants
Have a Great Weekend! 

Bette xx