PLEASE BE ADVISED, I‘M SICK AND TIRED OF ANSWERING
QUESTIONS ABOUT MY DOG!
YES, HE MAULED SIX PEOPLE WEARING OBAMA T-SHIRTS,
FOUR PEOPLE WEARING PELOSI T-SHIRTS,
TWO OTHER DEMOCRATS,
NINE TEENAGERS WITH PANTS HANGING PAST THEIR CRACK ,
THREE FLAG BURNERS,
AND A PAKISTANI TAXI DRIVER.
FOR THE LAST TIME… THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
NO, I DO NOT APPROVE OF HIS SMOKING, BUT -
HE SAYS IT HELPS GET THE “BAD TASTE” OUT OF HIS MOUTH!!
~Steve~ H/T Miss May