Bloomberg reports that American baseball bat maker, Louisville Slugger has been purchased by a Finnish company. So here are:
3 New Names We Propose For The Product
1. Recycled-Finnish-Smoke-Sauna-Wood Slugger
2. Helsinki Wooden Bat That Will Hit The Ball Farther If You Play By Finnish Baseball Rules” Super-Slugger
3. Very bright object (applies during Finland’s dark, extended winters.)
*Finnish Baseball is called Pesäpallo, and the balls are easier to hit because the pitches are thrown vertically. Yes, we ensure accuracy when making the most relevant jokes about Finland.