I haven't been to the bathroom alone since I got back from Vietnam. That's over 3 months. I have to set my alarm and get up in the middle of the night if I want private bathroom privileges, FFS!? This is now tripled with all 3 kids at home to bust in and ask me what I'm doing, do I have enough toilet paper, have I wiped properly, and can they see it, FFS!? The cat has started staging protests over the amount of small people in his house. If I let him in, he pisses on something. As mentioned last week, the twins and I slipped in his protest piss. This week, I've washed all manner of household objects after sitting down and preying that wet patch is just water, only to sniff it and start faux vomiting when I realize it's not, FFS!? As blogged earlier this week, the twins are deathly afraid of flies. Iv'e just realised I've been Scotchguarding them by mistake, not environmentally friendly bug spraying them. Now they're waterproofed, rendering the environmentally friendly bug spray useless when I do find it again, FFS!?
Today, I come to you from my laundry. My safe place. My hiding place.
I am hiding from my own personal reality TV hell....
I haven't been to the bathroom alone since I got back from Vietnam. That's over 3 months. I have to set my alarm and get up in the middle of the night if I want private bathroom privileges, FFS!? This is now tripled with all 3 kids at home to bust in and ask me what I'm doing, do I have enough toilet paper, have I wiped properly, and can they see it, FFS!? The cat has started staging protests over the amount of small people in his house. If I let him in, he pisses on something. As mentioned last week, the twins and I slipped in his protest piss. This week, I've washed all manner of household objects after sitting down and preying that wet patch is just water, only to sniff it and start faux vomiting when I realize it's not, FFS!? As blogged earlier this week, the twins are deathly afraid of flies. Iv'e just realised I've been Scotchguarding them by mistake, not environmentally friendly bug spraying them. Now they're waterproofed, rendering the environmentally friendly bug spray useless when I do find it again, FFS!?
I haven't been to the bathroom alone since I got back from Vietnam. That's over 3 months. I have to set my alarm and get up in the middle of the night if I want private bathroom privileges, FFS!? This is now tripled with all 3 kids at home to bust in and ask me what I'm doing, do I have enough toilet paper, have I wiped properly, and can they see it, FFS!? The cat has started staging protests over the amount of small people in his house. If I let him in, he pisses on something. As mentioned last week, the twins and I slipped in his protest piss. This week, I've washed all manner of household objects after sitting down and preying that wet patch is just water, only to sniff it and start faux vomiting when I realize it's not, FFS!? As blogged earlier this week, the twins are deathly afraid of flies. Iv'e just realised I've been Scotchguarding them by mistake, not environmentally friendly bug spraying them. Now they're waterproofed, rendering the environmentally friendly bug spray useless when I do find it again, FFS!?