ME: What’s this called?
SAM: Rugula!
ME: Nope, who else has a guess?
LAUREN: What? Reynold….Ronald…
LAUREN: Reynold Ronald?
ME: No, it’s not a Reynold.
LAUREN: A Ronald?
ME: Nope, Sam?
SAM: Rugala.
ME: It’s called fennel guys.
ME: What do you think it looks like?
SAM: Rugala.
SAM: A dynamite.
ME: I think it looks like celery.
LAUREN: So if you do this (bending it), it kind of looks like a face and a long nose.
ME: Yeah, it kind of looks like Gru (from Despicable Me)
ME: What do you think it tastes like?
SAM: Celery.
SAM: Can I jump on it?
LAUREN: It tastes like sweet rainbows.
ME: I think it tastes like black licorice.
SAM: It tastes like nothing.
ME: Is that a good taste or a bad taste?
SAM: Bad taste.
ME: But you ate the whole thing?
ME: What do you think Emma?
EMMA: (Sputters)
ME: Emma, you’re eating the fronds.
LAUREN: I kind of think it tastes like bamboo.
ME: Sam, what do you think it tastes like? Bamboo or something different?
SAM: Bamboo.