-I kind of wish Emma Stone was above wearing nothing but a bra on magazine covers. And if she absolutely feels she has to, I kind of wish she’d wear a better bra.
-Skrillex just proved that his stupid haircut isn’t just an eyesore; it’s also a fire hazard.
-Someone has been stalking sweet lil’ Ellen Page? Leave Ellen alone!!
-Chace Crawford was spotted making out with a blonde girl in a NYC bar. I don’t understand. Wasn’t she freaked out by his lip thing?! It must have been really dark in that bar…
-Speaking of Chase, Gossip Girl just will not die. (Though I think I might already be in love with Mexican Chuck Bass…)
-Michelle Obama’s new bangs just blew Kim Kardashian’s new bangs out of the water.
-Meanwhile, things got all kinds of awkward when David Letterman forced Kim Kardashian to talk about the Kris Humphries divorce.
-In a new interview, porn star James Deen very politely confirms reports that Lindsay Lohan was batshit crazy on the set of The Canyons.
-Netflix is already planting Easter eggs on their site in anticipation of Arrested Development. This happens if you search the word “blue.”
-I can’t tell if Idris Elba is actually making this crazy outfit work at the GQ Men of the Year Awards, or if I’m just blinded by my Luther love. Let’s go with the former!
-Deadspin continues to be on a roll this week, first breaking the Manti Te’o story, then writing the most satisfying Tweet in history.
-Jane Austen‘s Netherfield Ball will be recreated by the BBC for the book’s 200th anniversary. It’s sick how much I want to go to this.
-Good on Breaking Bad‘s Betsy Brandt, who just landed the role of Michael J. Fox‘s wife on his upcoming NBC sitcom.
-Meanwhile, Michael J. Fox confirmed that he would not want Taylor Swift dating his son.
-David Beckham continues his tour of awesome.
-Lea Michele wins this week’s most eyeroll-y quote of the week award by saying “I’m dating my celebrity crush!”
-Here’s a video of P.T. Anderson directing Elliott Smith and Jon Brionin an unaired pilot. (There’s just so much goodness included in that one sentence.)
-Zac Efron just can’t seem to avoid awkward photos with sex props. We’re not complaining.
-Need to restore your faith in sisterhood and humanity in general? Consider it done.
-Comedy Central’s Kroll Show did a Degrassi parody — and it’s kinda perfect.
-Luke Perry is one hot tree. Nope, that’s not slang for anything.
-Was Selena Gomez drunk during this interview at a Golden Globes afterparty? I’ve never liked her more.
-Kris Jenner is railing against tabloids — even though it was tabloids that made her family famous.
-The first international trailer for Spring Breakers has landed. Needs more cornrows.