Embarrassing and Awkward Moments Part 2

1. Telling someone a hilarious story and realizing that they were the one who told it to you.

2. Thinking there’s one more step to walk down and tripping over the unexpectedly flat ground.

 

3. Asking someone at a store for a different size and realizing they don’t work there.

 

4. Holding your hand near a person’s face for the longest time before they realize what you’re doing.

 

5. When you talk to someone and your voice is gross and croaky because that was the first time you spoke all day.

 

6. Wearing the same outfit as someone else, probably because you both got it on sale at the same store.

 

7. Attempting to parallel park in front of an outdoor café with plenty of people watching.

 

8. Laughing out loud at something you read in public and everyone looks at you.

 

9. Even worse when you just laugh at something you remember and everyone thinks you’re hearing voices in your head.

 

10. When someone calls out your name but you don’t know if it’s you because there are five other Matts in the room.

 

11. When someone says they’re going to a funeral or a hospital visit and telling them reflexively to “have fun!”

 

12. Jamming along to a song with friends but then singing the wrong lyrics.

 

13. And the classic: when you run into someone on the street and sidestep them, but they go in the same direction as you — and you do it seven more times until the requisite awkward laughter.