Embarrassing and Awkward Moments

1. Waving at someone you think you know but actually don’t.

2. Holding the door open for someone far away and forcing them to run over.

3. Replying to someone you think is talking to you, but actually they’re on their Bluetooth.

 

4. Pulling a door that says “push” and vice-versa.

 

5. When you’re caught without your glasses or contacts and the people around you are just moving blurs of flesh.

6. When your server says, “Enjoy your meal!” and you reply, “Thanks, you too!”

7. Telling a joke but then forgetting the punch line halfway through.

 

8. Grabbing a pole on public transportation but then holding someone else’s hand.

9. Saying goodbye to someone then realizing they’re going the same way as you.

 

10. Walking on a crowded sidewalk and inadvertently swinging your hand into someone’s crotch.

11. Using your phone in the bathroom and leaving the sounds on for everyone to hear.

 

12. A: “How’re you?” B: “Doing well! How about you?” A: “Good, thanks. You?”

 

13. Typing out a text/email in a rush and sending it to the wrong person.

14. Facebook stalking someone and accidentally liking their profile picture from six years ago.

15. Going in for a hug but all the person wanted was a handshake.