Electradaddy Said: I’m the Only Person in America Who’s Never Been to an IKEA, Although I Only Live...

electradaddy said: I’m the only person in America who’s never been to an IKEA, although I only live 15 minutes from one. I’m weird.

You say weird, I say holycrapgetyourasstothatSwedishmeccanow!

As a former Dairy Queen proprietor, the $1 soft serve may not be a big draw - but maybe the cinnamon rolls/soft pretzels/ $0.25 finger puppets might do something for ya?