"Eat a Raw Potato," Plus 4 More Great St. Patrick's Tweets
Posted on the 17 March 2015 by Jennifervillamere
Instead of wearing green today I'm going to eat a raw potato and then punch my best friend's face in half.
— lawbs (@LawbsterSaid) March 17, 2015
Kiss me I'm not Irish, I'm Scottish and very very lonely.
— Noodles (@Dawn_M_) March 17, 2015
Happy st Patrick's day: fun reminder: time erases all histories and legacies, even if you're Irish. Arbys: adrift in a godless eternity.
— Nihilist Arby's (@nihilist_arbys) March 17, 2015
Happy Staying the Fuck Inside Day!
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) March 17, 2015
Happy birthday, Irish Jesus!
— Steve Mieczkowski (@IGotsSmarts) March 17, 2015