Duck Hunting
( sumber : Onlyfunnystories )
He and a friend go duck hunting in winter, and of
course all the lakes are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with
their guns, a dog, and of course the new vehicle. They drive out onto
the lake ice and get ready. Now, they want to make some kind of a
natural landing area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float
on.
In order to make a hole large enough to look like
something a wandering duck would fly down and land on, it's going to
take a little more effort than an ice hole drill. So, out of the back of
the nw Navigator truck comes a stick of dynamite with a short,
40-second fuse.
Now, these two Rocket Scientists do take into
consideration that they want to place the stick of dynamite on the ice
at a location far from where they are standing (and from the new
Navigator truck), and they don't want to take the risk of slipping on
the ice when they run from the lit dynamite fuse and possibly go up in
smoke with the resulting blast. They light the 40-second fuse and throw
the dynamite as far away as they can.
Remember a couple of sentences back when I mentioned the vehicle, the guns, and the dog??
Let's talk about the dog: it's a highly trained
Labrador used for RETRIEVING. Especially well trained at retrieving
things thrown by the owner. You guessed it, the dog takes off at a high
rate of doggy speed on the ice and captures the stick of dynamite with
the burning 40-second fuse about the time it hits the ice. The two men
yell, scream, wave their arms and wonder what to do now. The dog,
cheered on, keeps coming.
One of the guys grabs the shotgun and shoots the
dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 birdshot, hardly big enough to stop a
Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused, but continues on.
Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really
confused and of course terrified, thinking these two geniuses have gone
insane. The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator
truck..
The men continue to yell as they run away. The
exhaust pipe on the truck is still hot, so the dog yelps and drops the
dynamite under the truck, and takes off after his master.
Then --BOOM-- the truck is blown to bits and sinks
to the bottom of the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots
standing there with this "I can't believe this happened"look on their
faces.
The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle
in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED. He still had yet
to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments!!!
And you thought your day was not going well.
(Thanks Robert)