Don’t Call It a Comeback

By Astylizedhysteria

I've...uh...been here for years. Much like when I first started blogging many years and domain names ago, I'm feeling the itch to graffiti the internet with my opinions and shopping habits.

So what's new now? There's a new cat. She's such a bitch. Calliope is still around and even sweeter and spoiled than before. I got a new car, which you don't have to be excited about but I sure am. I'm a little blonder, which is cool. Also a little rounder, which is less cool. Let's work on that, yes?

Ready to be BFF's again? Let's do this!