Dim Crims: 'Drunk Driver Wore His Jeans as a Shirt'

An intoxicated Indianapolis man found passed out in the driver’s seat of his car was in his underwear, had on one sock, and was wearing his pants like a shirt, Metropolitan Police report.
Bryan Hill, 24, was behind the wheel of a Honda when police found the vehicle blocking traffic. According to police, Hill was “wearing only a t-shirt, underwear and one sock.” An officer added that Hill “did have pants on, but they were on his arms. Both arms were inserted into the legs of his jeans.”  Hill was arrested around 4 AM Sunday for public intoxication and obstructing traffic. [Source]