Pssst…
Wait. What? Are you messing with me?
Dance Moms is back? Really? OMG. Shut. Up.
Because that would be totally…
It’s no secret I’ve been a little off my game without my show. More than a little, maybe.
Hold up. Got a little too excited. You’re telling me that there’s still one month to go…?
Seriously? Another month?
I mean, really. I don’t.
But I guess this gives us time to reflect on a few more lessons learned at the ALDC.
Like when Abby taught us how to land a man.
You know dat’s rite, gurl.
Werk it. But also know when to draw the line before that s*** gets nasty.
Dr. Holly taught us that a sassy new hairdo can kick up any outfit a notch or two.
The whole makeover process is fairly simple, actually.
That first one probably deserves repeating.
And I don’t think we need another discussion about getting a sistah’s hair wet, do we?
Yup. I think we’re done here.
Kelly taught us anger management. But be careful what you say, honey…
…cuz you never know who’s listening. (She totally heard you.)
That’s why sometimes it’s easier to just fake it. No one will ever know.
Proper nutrition is also key, no matter when and where you can get it.
You just need to know where to look.
It’s also important to stay well hydrated.
Internally. And apparently, externally as well.
And when all else fails…just make it rain up in here, bitches. (Photo via MomCrush.com)
So I guess now we just need to hold it together for one more month.
Focus on something. Keep ourselves busy. Dance Moms will be back soon.
I told Lifetime to stop screwing around and now they’re putting our show back on the air.