Dance Moms Rewind: A Survival Guide Of Life Lessons Learned At The ALDC. Some Old Stuff…Until The New Stuff.

By Danthatscool @DanScontras

Cut me some slack, people.  It’s better than nothing.

Not gonna lie.  This whole Dance Moms dry spell kinda caught me off guard.

Wait.  What?  No new episodes?  At first I was all like…

Then I think I went into denial or something.
Until I finally just lost my nutty.  Oh  Hell Nah.

Luckily, someone let me know it’s only temporary and the show would be back.

I tried filling the lonely hours with my other hobby.

That was fun for a few weeks, but eventually I got bored.  And pretty bloated.

It was time to stop being such a baby and remember what the ALDC taught us:

Walk into work on Monday like a Boss, even when you’re still wearing Friday’s clothes.

Or make this fiercely fabulous entrance.  PS…This bitch is totally copying Nia.

Portion control.  Just do it, fercryinoutloud.

Awkwardly inappropriate office bromances seem to be more accepted nowadays.

Never underestimate the power of a sassy new makeover, mmmkay?

I know, right?  So beautiful.  My principal never had zippers on her pant suits.

How the Laverne & Shirley of our generation made subtlety and noon cocktails a thing.

And don’t even get me started on Walmart.

I know what you guys are probably thinking by now…

Of course not.  I mean…well, maybe just a little.

But I have an amazing poker face, so you’d never know it.

All things considered, I think I’m handling the mid-season break pretty well.

Or not, maybe.

Yeah.  Emotionally…

Totally unrelated side note:  This is still the best gif ever in the history of ever.  Werk.

So now I guess we should just sit and stare at the TV until Dance Moms returns.

Sounds like a plan.  You know where to find me.  Buh Bye now.