An excellent start, I'll give them that:
Hunt for woman, 88, after her 87-year-old husband is found DECAPITATED in their million dollar home
I suppose that the fact he owned a house is relevant to the story, so half-marks for this:
Beggars belief: Scrounger who lay in doorways PRETENDING to be homeless caught living in £230,000 village home
And then their enthusiasm fizzles out, they couldn't be bothered ringing up a local estate agent:
Mother arrested after allegedly trying to cut throats of her three children with a kitchen knife before grandfather 'wrestled to stop her'
All we get is: "Neighbours heard screams coming from the modern terraced house in Newport, South Wales, at 8am yesterday."
Hmm.