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Posted on the 04 September 2021 by Thesisproposal @ThesisProposal1

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Fun fact: the guys at our college’s geology department prop out the doors with their samples. I totally understand why but as someone whose work with samples is necessarily super delicate and sterile it fucks me up so bad

lol idk if you watch nautilus live at all but watching them process bio & geo samples side by side evokes exactly this Thing (the descriptions are gold too… “here are the 30 steps we use to preserve bio samples, and as for rocks, well, we let them dry, bag them, & put them in the Rock Box)

Good to know there’s enough Biologist Salt™ to go around

Paleontologists occupy a weird and highly uncomfortable slice of this Venn Diagram

in my own experience with geology most precautions with samples are to preserve the life and safety of the geologist, most of the rocks are fine. 

i am continually reminded of one of my colleagues, who wanted to collect a sample of gypsum on a field excursion but was too lazy to take off his backpack and get his rock hammer. so he said “eh, it’s soft enough” just fucking punched the rock until a piece fell off like it was fucking minecraft

No joke in my geology lab class (several years ago) some of the methods the TAs explained to help us tell apart different rocks and minerals for the exams were to taste them or rub them on our teeth. Tasting the minerals was to confirm which one was sodium chloride (aka salt) and the teeth thing was to tell apart different sedimentary rocks by how gritty they felt against because they felt the same by hand.

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