Crimes Being Solved

Bowie bank robber caught and stabbing suspect apprehended. 

A guy woke up this morning, went to M&T Bank on Laurel Bowie Road, handed the teller a note demanding money.  After fleeing the scene, he was promptly pulled over by the po-po and this same guy who woke up this morning will be laying his head down in a jail cell tonight.  Lesson learned from this little story:

• DON’T ROB BANKS!

  Norman Dryden

Norman Anthony Dryden got up this morning thinking he’d gotten away with stabbing a man, almost to death,  in Hyattsville.  Norm was apprehended in Silver Spring, transported to PGCo and is being held on No bond status.  If you include a stabbing in your day…

• one of your other days will probably end with jail.