The truths we all know to be true.
- I hate marble except from when it’s on the floor in our house in Malaysia.
- Sometimes our outfit photos are shot in batches of four lugging a bona fide suitcase around the city/town and strategically changing in cars.
- I often eat Coco Pops for breakfast and avocados are an Instagram fodder treat. Just pop dat plate on various surfaces to use on separate days eh?
- I can’t stop looking at landscapes in square formations and always considering the color palette between that and the previous one.
- I have previously ordered a meal for its aesthetics over its taste.
- Any given assortment of items are being mentally moved into a flatly if I’m around.
- My mind is never quiet. If I’m at dinner, I’m potentially reviewing the meal, snapping an Instagram, building a Tweet and considering locations for the accompanying outfit post.
- When I shop, I can reel off the 10 bloggers that have the top/skirt/bag on the rail.
- Evening events and networking parties mean canapés for dinner. Don’t judge me for finding the kitchen door and nesting there for an hour.
- We’re the editorial team, production team, photography studio, marketing team and publicists for our platform. We need more arms please, science.
- I own at least one pair of shoes that I’ve only worn once and that was on the blog. Whoops.
- I don’t really like macarons and this makes me sad. I mean, I can eat them, but they just don’t get me like a chocolate cream eclair does.
- I’m not really Tweeting on the hour every hour. Shock horror.
- Sometimes I’m sad that mirror photos aren’t a thing anymore because my phone case game is literally so strong, people.
- Ironic Internet sayings that I once told myself were strictly for #relatable Tweets and Instagram posts have somehow squeezed their way into my everyday life. Help.
- I often wonder why I don’t bump into more bloggers on my Muji shopping trips or Ikea meatball run.
- Blogger phrases often seep into everyday conversation and are greeted with looks and side-eyes of, ‘WTF’.
- I have severe trouble trying to work out how non-bloggers function without makeup tutorial videos, posts with tips for every possible situation or being able to consult beauty bloggers before offhandedly buying a new cleanser.
- Ditto that for Instagram and Twitter. What are they possibly Tweeting?!