CNN: Chances Of Getting Bit By Shark About The Same As Getting Elected POTUS

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

CNN reports that the chance of getting bitten by a shark is about one in 11.5 million, which is apparently the same chance of getting hit by lightning or elected President of the United States.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

1. Who did this math? Are there 30 future presidents walking around right now? (Note: thinking you have a chance at the Republican primaries does not make you a future President.)

2. Why are you still buying lottery tickets? (You don’t even want to know those odds in comparison.)

3. How does this compare to the odds of winning Shark Tank? Because we have a great business idea: “Shark bite insurance.”