Christmas Gift Ideas for Your Dog

By Parentalparody @parental_parody
After the ever useful Christmas Gift Ideas for your Cat post, it's only fair to include the other 4 legged family member. And so today I bring you some exciting gifts for the dog in your life.
Chia Pet Costume

Chia Pet inspired costume from The Holiday Shoppe


It looks more like a walking micro herb garden to me. Which would be cool, because being on the dog's back means it can't pee all over your herbs. Way to camouflage smaller dog breeds by making them blend in with small shrubs and bushes.  In a totally humiliating way, of course. Doggy Duck Face

Quack by Oppo


You may have the trout pout, but your dog can have the duck face. Excellent for those partial to taking selfies with their pets while posing with the standard duck lips pout. Possibly doubles as a muzzle.  I have no idea. Themed Dog Hats

Sweethoots crocheted dog hats


Tis the season, after all. Like a walking, barking Christmas decoration.
Don't those eyes just scream "Happy Birthday to me!" Or, "WTF? This is why I shit on your lawn.  SOMEBODY HELP ME". Butt Cover

Biohazard Rear Gear


This one receives the thumbs up, apparently. Deck your pooch's pooper out with a pretty flower, maybe some hanging dice, or any number of other fancy and delightful images on a thoughtful butt cover. Protecting yo pet's modesty. I'm not even going to get into why anyone put so much time and effort into this creation, or what prompted it. Moving on to a couple of useful accessories for your beloved pup. Pet Sweep Boots

Pet Sweep boots


Because every family member should help with the household chores, right? I bet they're super comfy too. Maximum energy efficiency rating to boot. Dog Collar Bottle Opener

Bark 4 Beer


I don't have a dog and I don't drink beer, but even I know this one is pure genius. Seriously, this has to be the only single way to further endear 'man's best friend'. Cheers