Captain Talkalot
They call me Captain Talkalot.I really don’t know why.I only talk when I’m awake.I’m such a quiet guy.
It’s true I talk from sunrisetill the moment I’m in bed,then spend the evening dreamingof the things I should have said.
But, really, I don’t talk too much.I just say what I think,which could be while I’m chewing food,or guzzling a drink.
I’m sure I sometimes raise my voice,and now and then I yell.But that’s to be expectedwhen you’ve got a tale to tell.
I’d never interrupt someoneif they were speaking first,unless, of course, I had to,or I felt like I would burst.
I’m simply not that talkative.I’ll show you all the waysand tell you all the reasonsthough it could take several days.
And when I’m done explaining,then perhaps you’ll tell me whythey call me Captain Talkalot.I’m such a quiet guy.
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