She’s
on her grind, speaks her mind,
Carefully living, once shy and twice bitten,
She has lost all confidence,
In a man, I wish I had the Method like Wu Tang Clan,
She was wearing a red couture,
She was looking stressful aww,
I’m like baby why you looking so stressful for,
She said she’s been approached by the best before,
How’s that possible when we aint never met before,
That’s when her smile started stretching more, I was getting some air by the pond, she was a natural blonde,
Her name was Megan, Her convo Is what I was checkin,
She worked on the theatres on the ward,
In the hospital I was like Yes lord,
She helped with operations,
Avoided negotiations
Misinterpretations,
She was on her fag break, so I left her to it and said Salam Aleyk, Later on that day for my sins, I decided to hit the gym,
I was working on my layup on the court,
Going over a few things that I was taught,
To my surprise I saw her in her kit,
She was about to hit the circuit,
Just then I hit a shot out of bounds, I didn’t expect to see you around,
Finally scored like Kobe on the rebound;
I decided to warm up and warm to her, So I hit the floor.
Fitness and finesse, is what I saw,
From the moment she walked through the door,
As we did a lap, I told her that I rap,
She gave me a slap, on the wrist, and said aint nobody can do it like this,
She upped her tempo, thinking I was gonna let go,
She said You’re so persistent, and I was like you’re so man resistant,
Girl you’re like the finishing line I can’t wait to run into you,
Why I said that I don’t have a clue, oldest line in the book but felt overdue, I grew some nuts and I bought her snickers,
She was allergic to it so I guess that figures,
She appreciated the thought and called me a good sport,
I asked her out and she said lets have a shoot out,
We had a bet, and certain conditions I had not met,
She played Basketball at Uni level,
She was dressed in blue but she was no devil,
I felt my hard work had been undone,
But I once played for my local Homerton, She took the lead, so I resorted to greed,
I decided to go nuts, started dunking like doughnuts,
The score was tied at 20-20, someone had drop the penny,
So I went on the attack,
I launched the ball and as I looked back,
It fell through the net, and with no regret,
She upheld her side of the bet,
A deal is a deal, and I took her for a meal,
Before you start no I’m not a player just a guy trying to meet a decent girl so yeah I get about GYM, Café’s and even met Birds by the Duck Ponds and I don’t mean the ones that go quack. Get me. Anyways this happened not so long ago about 4 months ago at work it was a 15 minute conversation which continued into the GYM after work. We got sweaty and not like the way your thinking behave reader it was just a work out on the basketball court in the GYM J. As for the outcome she had a fella so it was just friendly went for a munch after the game at the local chippy. Now she just smiles when she see’s me around the way no hello no nada. Sup with that? Got me feeling like Destiny’s child “Say my name, Say my name your acting kinda shady”. Abdul’s luck with girls isn’t the best record I guess I’m just gonna look for Miss Wrong because Miss Right damn sure don’t live in this retirement town. Hope you enjoyed the Anecdote until next week peace.
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