“Chapter 11 Bankruptcy” Is A Lousy Title For A Book Chapter!

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The AP reports that Radio Shack announced yesterday that if it does not find new financing, it may have to file for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

3 Book Chapters Titles We Would Rather See Radio Shack File For

1. “The Chapter Of The Book Where The Company With The Word ‘Radio’ In Its Name Figured Out How To Transport People By Radio Waves. And Then Transported All Of The People Out Of Best Buy Into Radio Shack.”

2. “Rabies Shack: We Should Have Never Went Into This Shack Full Of Bats”

3. “Chapter 2,014, As In, ‘We Can’t Believe This Radio Shack Book Still Exists And People Are Still Reading It In 2014. Who Has Time For Books When Radio Has Been Invented?'”