The scene changes to August 2017. I had conned the good folk at Meryton Press into published "Fair Stands the Wind" as a stand-alone novella and all appears to be going well. The paperback appears but there is no sign of the Kindle version. Amazon are emailed, several times, with increasing urgency. Apparently, because I have chosen to use a different pen name, they now believe I am plagiarising myself - that Catherine Lodge is just another pesky plagiarist trying to steal from Catherine RealName.
Jolly good, glad to see they are looking after Catherine RealName's copyright and Amazon's behind - but why did it take so long to sort out? They refused to deal with Meryton Press, on the basis that they weren't either of the copyright holders, and they kept passing me from pillar to post. I sent exactly the same information 4 times and, each time, the company waited 3 or 4 days and then asked for it again.
But what if Mr Darcy is the second son, sent to sea at a young age? What if Elizabeth is trapped by circumstances, with an ill father on one side and understandably desperate mother on the other?
Meet Captain Darcy of the Royal Navy, a successful frigate captain, with ample prize-money and a sister he needs to provide for while he is at sea. Meet Elizabeth Bennet, who needs a husband and is trying to resign herself to Mr Collins, the worst "least worst alternative" in the history of literature.
Catherine Lodge
About the AuthorCatherine Lodge is a semi-retired lawyer and lecturer, living in Yorkshire–a part of the UK even more beautiful than Derbyshire. One of five daughters, although by birth order regrettably the Jane, she found 19th Century literature early in her teens and never looked back–even if that meant her school essays kept coming back with “archaic!” written in the margin next to some of her favorite words. She still thinks that “bruited” is a much nicer word than “rumoured.”
After years of drafting leases and pleadings, she finally started to write for fun in her forties and has never stopped since. Much of this will never see the light of day, having been fed to the digital equivalent of a roaring bonfire, but “Fair Stands the Wind” is the first book she thinks worthy of public attention.
She spends her day fixing computer problems for friends and family, singing in her local choir, and avoiding the ironing.
See also Catherine Lodge's In Defence of Mrs Bennet