Caption Contest! A Mooch with No Boobs

This is the 77th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!

Here’s the pic (h/t my friend John Molloy):

The above pic of First Lady of Snot and Itchy Crotch Michelle Obama was taken on Dec. 8, 2013, at the Kennedy Center Honors gala in Washington, D.C. The source of the photo is an article by Justin Ravitz in US Weekly with this sickening swooning title, “Michelle Obama Stuns at Kennedy Center Honors in Sexy, Glam Gown: Pictures.”

Justin Ravtiz

Ravitz is an “entertainment” writer at US Weekly whose brief bio says he “attended Vassar College,” a private elite liberal arts college in Poughkeepsie, NY. Founded in 1861 as a women’s college, Vassar became co-ed in 1969.

Bet you $5 Ravitz is homosexual and one of the people included in Joan Rivers’ quip, “We all know” Obama is gay and Michelle is a tranny.

You know the drill:

• Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on FOTM, not via email or on Facebook.
• The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM! 
• FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
• Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered. 

To get the contest going, here’s my caption:

Michael Obama is caught with flat tires, having missed his appointment for a pair of refresher boob implants.

This contest will be closed in a week, at the end of next Tuesday, July 15, 2014.

For the winner of our last Caption Contest, click here.

Seen any good pic that you think will be perfect for our caption contest? Send it to us at:

fellowshipminds@gmailcom

~Eowyn