Caleb is mad at me because he says I don’t spend time with him in the house. I’m mad at him for canceling cable. And this is a Vogue spread from 1948 that has nothing to do with any of it.
I say that we do spend time together because we both sit on the couch while I’m watching programs. He says that he canceled cable because it will force us to do other things like play games. I say I don’t play games, what are you, my father? He says he never planned on being a father, but having me around is kind of like taking care of a child.
In an attempt to show him that I can do housewife things, I’m organizing a romantic night of Christmas tree decorating tomorrow evening. I want us to make ornaments together. If you have any thrifty ideas, please email me!