Brunch That's Too Much

On my rhyming mood (see heading) I have the only answer - it's raining again. However not only it's a stream of thoughts, but also the guiltiness of eating way too much on today's brunch. I really am happy I wore a bigger shirt that covered my fifty sizes bigger stomach full of macaroons and meat and seafood n stuff.. , but you don't wanna know that anyway so I'll stop talking and show you the pictures instead.
 As always, you can see the carefully chosen background and my professional attitude towards picture taking. So here's 3 pairs of shoes at once, how about that? Luckily they're not something like Crocs because that would not considering millions of the other factors, ruin my picture to the maximum and I'd fail as a photographer completely. But come on.. it can't be that bad... yet. Back to shoes, people! Sergio Rossi's on my feet being the light-up for my overall outfit, oh and the clutch, otherwise I'd just seem like a 'badass' kid going for a sunday family birthday and whatever lunch all casual n stuff. Converse wouldn't be so bad in the end looking at my feet full of scars right now. They really wouldn't but we all must admit the effect wouldn't be as good. Oh and once again god bless that oversized shirt !
Shirt - Zara, Jeans - Marc by Marc Jacobs, Leather jacket - Pepe Jeans, Pumps - Sergio Rossi, Clutch - Caractere Pose numero duo. I'm not even sure if that's spanish or italian, so let's just leave it. The side-view to the benefits of an oversized shirt - no preggers-looking stomach seen, voila! And in case you eat so much your ass instantly gets bigger too, there's a cover-up for that as well! What's not to love? I now know what to wear every time I want to eat till I drop. Back to clothes even though food is literally more appetizing. How about some feet stuff again? I love the combination of a leather motorbike jacket vs the feminine open-toe heels because the outfit's balanced, like ying-yang, even with the opposite colors matching. Ah, this was just one hell of a good choice.