Brief Summary Of Iowa Caucuses

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews
  1. No scarecrows present at caucuses – so the corn is safe, Iowa!
  2. For those of you who thought Iowa is boring – CNN presents: people lining up, sitting, and counting.

3. Donald Trump happy no scarecrows showing up after ghostly-scaring incident while appearing in Ghostbusters II video in 1989.