It was all pretty nauseating, and not the discussion you want to have when you’re eating. But the good news is that despite the off color conversation, the kids loved the blood orange. As do I, good thing we’re heading into its prime season soon…
JESSICA: What does it look like on the outside?
LAUREN: It looks like a real orange….
JESSICA: Hold on, does it look like a real orange?
LAUREN: Well, it’s a little redder.
JESSICA: What’s it going to look like on the inside?
LAUREN: It’s going to look red. Like real blood. And it would look like a vampire’s whole face who’s bleeding because he’s sucking blood.
JESSICA: That’s an excellent description. Sam what do you think it’s going to look like on the inside?
SAM: It’s going to look like fire and then the police will water it out.
JESSICA: Well, let’s take a look (cutting).
LAUREN: I knew it!
JESSICA: What does it look like Emma?
EMMA: Good. It looks like a cookie!
JESSICA: Lauren, do you want smell it?
SAM: It smells like a real orange!
JESSICA: OK, Lauren’s going to taste it first.
LAUREN: Sour.
EMMA: Tastes like a bouquet.
JESSICA: A bouquet? Of flowers?
EMMA: Yeah.
JESSICA: OK.
SAM: This tastes like a real orange that lives in the air.
JESSICA: Do you guys like these, should we get them again?
LAUREN: Yeah, can I have more?