Blood Bytes: Best Quotes Eps. 4.08 – ‘Spellbound’

Posted on the 18 August 2011 by Thevault @The_Vault

Season 4 Episode 8 aired last Sunday and things are really getting going. I feel for poor Jason who is still tied to that bed after three episodes.  I can’t wait until is he freed.

My favorite quote in this episode was  when Andy said: ”Jesus, Tits and God America, Jason, What the fuck is happening to me. I’m only good on the V dude, it’s the only time I ever feel I’m not watching myself, not living up to people’s expectations and hating those people for having expectations and thinking about hitting them in the head with a pap.

These are quotes that we think can “stand on their own” and be used over and over, even outside True Blood.

Below are the most quotable and interesting quotes from Episode 4.08 “Spellbound.”

Jason: Think good things, hot summer days, barbecuing, no uh, no good things a vampire would think of, the moon, never getting cold, True Blood.
Bill: I realize that as as a law enforcement officer that you might feel feel the need to report this, but vampires killing humans is not something that I can afford to have documented.
Bill: You won’t want to make any sudden movements when they enter.
Marcus: Those witches are fucking idiots for getting mixed up in vampire shit because those dead fuckers are hard core, they will kill you and not blink an eye, even we are no match for them.
Sookie: You need to feed, there’s me.
Eric: Please don’t say this if you don’t mean it.
Sookie: I’m trusting you not to loose control.
Sookie: I’m trusting you Eric.
Eric: I won’t betray you ever.
Sookie: I may remind you of that someday.
Jessica: I have a hunger in the very center of me and this, you and me, I can’t it’s not enough, I wish it was because I love you and don’t want to hurt you, but it’s just not enough, it isn’t sorry.
Jason: God, you are so fucking hot when you’ve got blood all over you. I want you to bite me and fuck me at the same time, right here.
Andy: Dead vampire, should I call the coroner or sanitation.
Deputy Kevin Ellis:  Betcha it’s going to rain tonight, I can always feel it where that panther tore my throat open.
Jason: Andy, seriously, you would eat a pile of dead vampire Beulah Carter, off the ground. You are one sad, sorry freak, bubba, get a grip.
Andy: Jesus, Tits and God America, Jason, What the fuck is happening to me. I’m only good on the V dude, it’s the only time I ever feel I’m not watching myself, not living up to people’s expectations and hating those people for having expectations and thinking about hitting them in the head with a pap.
Jason: Sorry man, I stopped listening about half way through.
Maxine: That’s the most famous vampire in town right there, wonder if he knew she was one of his own.
Bill: Sadly yes, many vampires feel alone and confused programmed to despise themselves by all the hateful and incendiary rhetoric in the media.
Bill: I am very telegenic, this will get a lot of play. It’s an excellent opportunity for you to impress your producers with your eye for great TV.
Reporter: Lenny can we get a really good tight shot of him and make sure you really play up the eyes.
Sookie: It’s a miracle, you, your blood, it’s amazing.
Sookie: It’s snowing.
Bill: Hate never wins out, not in the long run, but we will never succumb to it.
Antonia: A single vampires dies. Four centuries ago, all vampires within twenty miles died.
Tara: So we’re not just protecting ourselves, we’re actually killing vampires?
Antonia: Killing them is the only way to protect ourselves.
Antonia: At least in our time, they stayed hidden now they walk among us shameless in their lust, their hunger. They laugh at the miracle of life. We must restore the sacred power of creation to this wounded earth. That is our only hope. Snuff them out, once and for all.
Tara: Nothing would make me happier than to see those dead fucks to be gone for good.
Bill: On behalf of all vampires in Louisiana throughout the world, I apologize for what was done to you. It was a crime of unspeakable magnitude for which there can be no forgiveness. There can, I believe be peace between us.
Antonia: It doesn’t matter who I am, every sole is entitled to live freely. You are an affront to God when you deny that.
Maxine: Don’t you ma’am me Andy Bellefleur, I taught you in vacation bible school, acting like you don’t even know who I am.
Eric: All is possible, you and me, possible. Loving you, possible.
Soookie: Loving you, loving it all actually. I never thought I could after..but here I am. All is possible.
Maxine: Two miller tall boys, with two shots of tequila and some hot sauce. And some craw-fish fritters with ranch dressing and also some of that private stash of succotash that Sam keeps hidden for himself cause he’s selfish. And don’t go out back to smoke to leave my food to dry out under the heat lamps.
Jessica: I am a vampire and I’m only jus tnow realizing that maybe I’m not supposed to be in in a manogmrelationship.
Hoyt: You know what? You don’t deserve me, and sure as hell don’t deserve you. I deserve someone who’s not going to be a fucking virgin for all of eternity. I deserve someone I can have a normal life with, with kids and daylight. And someone who’s not going to look at all the love I have to offer and just sorry, not good enough and someone who’s not fucking dead.
Hoyt: Maybe my mamma was right all along, maybe God does hate fangs, and you know what, so do I.
Eric: Let’s run away from everything and I will be this way forever. I don’t need to know who I am.
Sookie: We can’t just run away, those witches attacked you and other vampires I care about.
Sookie: Your king released you so you could be with me.
Eric; He’s good this king, I understand your love for him.
Sookie: We have an obligation to stand by his side and fight with him.
Eric: No, the obligation is his. As king, he has no choice. Let’s just leave this place while we still can.
Sookie: This is my home and we cannot just leave Bill to die, it’s not right.
Eric: There is no right or wrong, these are human notions.
Sookie: And I am human mostly and so were you and I’ve never seen you as human as you’ve been these past few days; it’s what I’ve fallen in love with. But, you’re also a warrior, you don’t run from a fight’ you’d never forgive yourself.
Eric: I just want to be with you, only you. Forever.
Sookie: There’s no such thing as forever.
Eric: She has a warriors heart your majesty, she wants to fight for you, as do I.
Eric: War isn’t about whether you think you can win, its about being willing to die for something you believe is worth dying for.
Sookie: Call me crazy, but “I’m willing to die if it means keeping an entire group of people I know and love from being eradicated, in the name of hate.”
Sookie: My Bill
Marcus: You just pissed on the wrong boots my friend.
Jason: Hoyt’s my best friend and he has been since the first grade.
Antonia: I am no lady, I am peasant and proud of it.
Bill: I still believe we can achieve a peaceful resolution.
Bill: You may have dominion over us, but you do not over the living. Surrender now and you will not be hurt.
Pam: You dropped something.
Pam: This is so fucking lame.