So, apparently the Burberry Orchard is the ‘It Bag’ of the season. Errrrm, no. Not only is it not as pretty as the Céline Luggage tote (if I had to be unfaithful to Mulberry)… it’s also not Mulberry. Burberry, you may have lucked out on getting the likes of Styles, Patel and Pendleton all up in your F-row, but to me you will always be *whisper* just a little bit chavvy. It’s not your fault, I realize that, and I certainly wouldn’t turn down one of your trenches if it were forced upon me… but you’re just not Mulberry. My dear, sweet, not-even-a-tiny-bit-chavvy Mulberry. Does this make me a snob? Probably. But can you please cast your eyes south and tell me that you’re not Team Mulberry… what with the new zigzag Alexa an’ all. And that tiger jumper.
I mean, who doesn’t want a tiger jumper?
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I can’t even deal.