Bark Obama's Bulletin: Sunny for Some
Posted on the 20 August 2013 by Hughvw
Woof! It appears that my master and mistress have finally woken up to my need for companionship, duh... They have adopted another Portuguese waterdog named Sunny, a female who is of no physical interest to me. A couple years ago I was given an injection, fell asleep and woke up without my nuts. Gee, thanks, world. But at least I've now got someone with whom to romp around --we Portuguese water dogs are too well-bred to ever split our infinitives [oops] or commit other basic errors, unlike my master who mixed up affects and effects on Twitter yesterday. What a cat brain. Woof!