Barack Obama's Diary: When to Holder and When to Folder
Posted on the 20 August 2014 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: There are indications in the polls that Ferguson is going to cause a backlash among voters that may threaten my immaculate legacy. I have therefore dispatched Eric Holder to Missouri to spread alarm among the natives: "Get it together or you'll be welcoming busloads of undocumented immigrants to compete for your jobs. Put that in your smoldering Papa John's and try eating it." Eric is optimistic that it will work. But enough about me.