Barack Obama's Diary: Wheee! I Got It

Dear Diary: I've got it! A way to deflect criticism from the launch of ObamaCare. I shall call it SoetoroCare. It's been a phenomenal success. If anybody  doesn't agree, they must be racist Republicans [Is there any other kind?] Mitch McConnell reckons SoetoroCare has fewer customers than his local Sonic drive-thru restaurant.  That's gourmet food in Kentucky -- ain't much demand for that.
Hear ye! Hear ye! I hereby issue an executive order that the ACA shall henceforth be known as the  SCA and if you like your health care plan you can keep your health care plan, if I agree to it (note  how I slipped in that cunning little qualification in at the end. How clever is that? )  But enough about me.