Dear Diary: If I've warned people once, I've warned them a dozen times: Don't inflame the Religion of Peace. They are merely nice people who are sometimes a little misunderstood. Heaven knows even I, the most tolerant of leaders, have been upset by mean cartoons. Sometimes a brief, affable call from Uncle Joe Biden, saying: "Nice tax record you've got there, Rick, we would want to have an audit of the past ten years, now would we?" does the trick and pulls them back in line.