Barack Obama's Diary: Too Much, Too Soon and No Video to Blame It On.
Posted on the 09 June 2014 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: Auauugh! Events are moving too fast even for my massive intellect to anticipate. Coffee fungus, other crop failures, and rumors of American largess, born of starvation and desperation, have caused thousands to flee Central America - many even casting their children to the winds, knowing that ultimately we won't allow kids to starve. And, for me, there is always the happy prospect that one day they will make loyal little Democrats. But enough about me...