Barack Obama's Diary: The Flight of the Humble Me
Posted on the 26 February 2013 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: As I told adoring crowds at Newport News today, I am a humble man. I am not fit even to kiss the hem of a garment worn by Karl Marx, or Saul Alinsky. Nevertheless their inspiration lifts my wings and allows me to soar ever higher on my mission to bring socialism to the United States of America, and hasten the downfall of greedy Republican owners of dark, satanic mills. They didn't build those. Has there ever been a man more modest and self-effacing than I am? A man with a wife so captivating and talented that she was invited to present the Best Picture Award at The Oscars. But enough about me...