Barack Obama's Diary: Paranoia
Posted on the 22 July 2013 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: Wouldn't you know? This is the first day of my revived Organizing for Action campaign in the luxe premises of the D.C. Mandarin Oriental Hotel and this is the day that the Duchess of Cambridge chooses to bring forth the heir to the British throne. As I publicly confessed at the weekend in my remarks on the Zimmerman trial, as an African-American I know what's it like to hear drivers lock their doors as I walk down a street and women tuck their handbags under their arms as I get in an elevator. Michelle was worried that I was getting unstable and made me an appointment with a psychiatrist who is also African-American -- she said it takes one to know one. Long story short: the guy thinks I'm showing symptoms of paranoia combined with narcissistic personality disorder, a nasty cocktail of afflictions. He gave me a mild anxiolytic and told me not to play golf for a week [as if]. But enough about me.