Dear Diary: I knew it --barely had John Kerry informed me about the interim nuclear agreement with Iran when my iPresidentophone burst into a rousing rendition of Hava nagila. "Hello, Bibi," I said, for it was he. "Obamaputz," he replied , " You truly are a pathetic excuse for a leader. You have given away the farm to the Iranians and gotten nothing in return. As a result, we are going to have to strike Iran sooner rather than later. Can you hear that screamlng in the background? That's our F16 bombers warming up for a practice raid, flying via Saudi Arabia. You and your John Kerry are complete schlemiels, but if you screw up the Middle East, we get stuck with the resulting nuclear war.