Dear Diary: I visited the Turner-Fairbank Highway Research Center in McLean VA, today. I had a brilliant idea while I was there. If we can have an HOV express lane in DC for High Occupancy Vehicles, why not an national UIV lane to ensure Undocumented Immigrant Vehicles can disperse quickly throughout the country, so spreading the load on schools and hospitals who have to absorb them. Pure genius if I may say so, and I may, so I will.: Well done, Barack, great job! Another great step forward in fundamentally transforming America! But enough about me.