Barack Obama's Diary: Fore!

Dear Diary: This morning I spoke eloquently about our veterans on the 60th anniversary of the Korean War. I could have been even more eloquent job if I had written it myself, seeing as I'm a better speechwriter than my speechwriters. Anyhoo, the most important business of the day was calling:  a round of golf with some of my junior aides, at Fort Belvoir. The weather was disrespectful to the leader of the Free World, gray, and overcast, with occasional showers, which required sheltering under the canopy of the golf cart. I hit a couple of bad shots and had to resort to my usual remedy to vent my frustration: a call to the Pentagon, approving a drone strike on a target on my pre-approved target list. This has the effect of reminding my aides who's boss and who will be allowed to win. But enough about me.