Barack Obama's Diary: For Me, a Selfie Ain't Healthy
Posted on the 11 December 2013 by Hughvw
Dear Diary: Oh lordie, lordie. The selfie that the comely Helle Schmidt, Danish PM, took of David Cameron and I at the Mandela memorial gathering, has caused terrible trouble for me. Michelle hissed in my ear at the first opportunity: "You miserable little twerp. Just you wait until I get your black ass aboard Air Force One again." Later I saw her talking to Valerie Jarrett who was nodding sympathetically. They were clearly plotting some painful consequence. But enough about me.