Barack Obama's Diary: Exposed

Dear Diary: Aaugh! The AP has revealed our cunning  backdoor email  network where my administration  could  communicate off the record. Our story is that we needed these addresses to avoid email in-tray overload and spam [Ha, bloody ha! as Prince Philip said to me when I presented an iPod of my speeches to the Queen] In reality we used it for  messages that media hacks might misunderstand, like one I wrote to the IRS   saying: " I want all conservatives organizations audited and re-audited until their eyes pop out. Capiche?"  or "That's a nice job you've got there, Eric, we wouldn't want anything to happen to it would we?"  Bwaaa-ha-ha-ha! How do you like dem apples, Mr Limbaugh?