Barack Obama's Diary: A Brush with Insanity

Dear Diary: My head is still spinning after a  deeply  disorienting day. After a routine briefing from  aides, I had a private lunch th Joe Biden who is normally very confused, but after a week in Poland is completely off his rocker and has been telling Poles that Putin is annexing them and wants "to put you back in chains". And then there's  John Kerry who has returned from Europe with an even longer face than he had before  which scarcely seems possible, but he seems to have achieved nothing in talks with Russia's Foreign Minister. I asked Valerie to make an appointment  for me to see Dr. Rink, but she says he was last seen being loaded into an ambulance in an ultra-long sleeved jacket with the sleeves  tied behind his back, yelling: "Enough of that insane egotist." I can't imagine  for the life of me, to whom he was referring. But enough about me.