Dear Diary: 200 rounds today! How's that for a presidential record? Valerie Jarrett, who is always thinking of the optics -- or, rather, focused on the optics [my wit is wonderful, is it not?] suggested a photo-op of me before I left for the links at Fort Belvoir, talking to my HHS Secretary Sylvia Burwell the new case of Ebola in Dallas. In fact, it was Vladimir Putin who was offering to send me How to Organize a Party in a Brewery and other Organizational Challenges For Dummies, to help me deal with Ebola. "You need it badly, Obamavitch," he said. "Thank you Susan," I replied.