As President Lucifer Announces His Amnesty Plan…

By Eowyn @DrEowyn

…ask yourself, “Is this act of mercy just a bit misguided?”

Oh, and don’t bother calling the White House. They’ve been told not to relay messages to him when he’s golfing.

If the “unaccompanied minors” seem a bit displeased with your American prosperity, don’t bother Congress; they’re not listening.

Your best bet is to contact your representatives at: