APPLE ---ER.... NO THANKS
So Christmas has been and gone...........
How many people queued up outside one of Apple's stores for the privilege of shelling out more than £300 on the latest, over-hyped product... I mean how could anyone resist the charms of the nifty Iphone or be immune to the seductive lines of the size zero MacBook Air...
In the store you were greeted with a clean elegant design filled with very little conversation and no laughter at all. Lines of people staring at screens, each filled with anxiety that they are behind the technological times. You will have had the pleasure of meeting the so-called Apple genius's, the preachers of the Apple religion.. A true stretch on the word genius, just walk in with a high end Android device to watch them quiver.. So after flagrant use of the word “experience” to describe every function.... your emotional attachment and brainwashing are complete, you hand over your credit card. Now you've just enrolled into the creepy, quasi-religious hold Apple has on its consumers.You must now go to work in cargo shorts believing your a clever, free-wheeling, creative type. Flaunting your Apple appendage to make people feel inadequate because they don't own one. You now must do everything their way, using their products to interact with their device.Congratulations you're now a sheep to the shepherd that is Apple...Whole swathes of the population have become fully-fledged members of the Apple cult these days, even apparently educated and intelligent people are blindly taken in by the Apple techno-twaddle. People claiming their Apple purchase has literally “changed their life”. Really... behave yourself!!That's the thing with Apple, it turns otherwise intelligent people into crashing bores, in reality it isn't at all “cool” In fact its uptight and controlling... Those who are obsessed with the Apple brand will blindly defend anything “i” claiming it to be the greatest and latest, I mean how absurd is it to defend an entity that makes money off you in any circumstance, especially a brand that is an expert in brainwashing its millions of followers to parting their hard-earned cash for overpriced tat in sexy boxes... Apple plays on the shallow person inside us all, if it were a person it would be the sexy, tall, superficial blonde with no depth or personality..