Apologies My Fellow Brits

I thought it would be a long night. I thought there would be much argument. I thought there would be ramifications for days to come.
No - I'm not talking about who's going to empty the dishwasher here.
I'm talking about the US Presidential results. I confidently told many UK Twitter friends and family not to stay up - it would be at least midnight Central time (6am UK time) before any results would be in.
I'm sorry.
But I'm SO not.